O thweet devine!
Of all the posthible namesth... they think thath funny you know, a poor sthray kitty with my affliction and they call me Sthryker! More details
Landed in this gaff years back as a snapper, 3 months old with a banjaxed leg already in plaster. Ah well, still had 8 of me lives left roight and plenty of time on me paws to create a little mischief in the kennels an’ all. Wasn’t gonna let an auld bit of bandage put a stop to ole Damo’s gallop.